Flibbetygibbet

Wowzas McTrousers!!

2010-03-26T12:53:00.000-07:00

Holy sweet mutha fuck.....my poor little pins got waxed today and can I say no, and thank you! If I could figure out how to link to 'putting her words to paper' (my sista from another mista) blog this would make sense but go read her and come back....k?....mmk? So she's trained to induce torture and I've never gone and had my walking equipment waxed before so she kinda made me wanna try it.... Well again....NO and THANK YOU! Miss H if my pins weren't so bruised it kick your junk in the trunk!
Laters

2010-03-06T00:05:00.000-08:00

I cheated on my hairdresser and now look like little orphan annie.

Get Down With the Sickness

2010-03-03T05:29:00.000-08:00

Blurg.....mega ammounts of blurr. I've been riddled with sickness of late both self-induced and non-discriminate fluishness.
Im not the best patient. I whinge. I showboat and in general make everyone around me look after me. Which is usually just The Boy.
more to come when im better....

i just dont know what to do with myself...

2010-02-25T05:31:00.000-08:00

in a real muddle-funk. need a massive change to happen, read such amazing fatshion blogs and need to know how to dress myself ive started to feel sensible and that is not good. when i start feeling sensible and frumpy i feel dull....
need inspiration and make-over :(

2010-02-23T13:18:00.000-08:00

Shit!........ Internet I just outed myself as a geek & a gleek in one post.

Hate on me Hater, now or later

2010-02-23T00:17:00.000-08:00

People would say I love my iPhone more than my hands, but they'd be wrong (what would hold the iPhone with eh!)
I would say I def love it more than my 3rd toe on each foot but we could say that about a lot if things (stupid 3rd toe....what a mooch)
I'm not one of 'those people' you know the ones, showyiphonyflashys smug smuggersons if I sneak a little glance it's discreet and moy covert. Most of the times being when I'm left with no company because of the smoking thing!
Myfanwy said that lil chris does a great impression of me with my 'iPhone down the pub'.
What!....Impressions of me with the what now!
I'm mortified/outraged/pissed I started writing this on the bus and began really getting concious of it and had to finish later.
Thanks to glee for reminding me of today's awesome song. LOVE IT!!!!!

Gold lions gonna tell me where the light is...

2010-02-17T04:36:00.000-08:00

The dogs get walked twice a day come rain or shine; hell or high-water and at the moment it's water.
Rain, Rain, Rain!!
I digress ..... The Boy loves it when the dogs play bridge, not actual bridge you understand, they're dogs not divorcee's.
Jess runs under the bridge and buster has to catch her. The Boy also gives a running commentry like it's an actual event people would want commenting on.
It's quite adorable. He's my dork and I love him.

That flur (blur of fur to u and me) is busta

Right dont worry I'm not going to be giving you daily dogging updates!

Peace out

You got the love i need to see me through

2010-02-16T14:38:00.000-08:00

Oh my what a good Brit awards! Let's recap shall we.
Peter kay fucking awesome!
Courtney love was cohearant and restored my love of her!
It's always fun to guess which one of JLS is going to come out first (cough...Aston....cough cough)
My two crushes Florence and Dizzee combining to create you got the dirty love was immense!
Fearn cotton proved she's as pointless as ever.
I still love Jigger what, jigger who.
I wish I could have one side of my head shaved ala Mel B (but know I can't)
I was upset for lady Gaga who was obviously upset about Alexander McQueen, which is upsetting and she still veers on the crazy/brilliant boarderline; which just cements why I love her.
Robbie Williams why why why why why
Right Im glad I've got that off my boobermajugs!

Im the underdog, Live my life like a lullabye

2010-02-15T23:52:00.001-08:00

Riddle-me this internet? my valentines day, although lovely as a sunday was no different from any other lovely sunday.
Me and The boy read the papers while eating bacon sarnies. went for a big lovely walk with the dogs followed by pints in the local+wine+roast+bed.
In the words of so solid 'Romeo Dunn'

Let's compare shall we, with best single girl.
I called my poor single friend concerned she would be wrapped round a bottle of hooch listening to mix tapes while smashing packets of love hearts(i know, im a good person) she told me she was fine My single friend went to breakfast with Another single friend, they had both bought each other flowers and was now drinking champaign and eating oysters in Barman friends pub.
(not the pub we were in BTW I was slurping down monster munch)
I wasn't invited because I have a boyf...!!! what the Fword!

This has led me to believe that valentines day has turned on us couples, it's all about the singles celebrating their love of themselvesand each other, which is awesome and I'm right there with you sista!But I want to rub my boyfriend in their faces, wait.....that came out wrong......umm, you know what I mean.
I want to flaunt my love at them!
When single we're made to feel like we should be in relationships and if we're alone on VD Day then it's a big fat Fail, so when you have a dude or dude-ette on the dreaded day you think "score!! lets get romanticle!" really i did more for VD Day as a single than i do now as an old married.

The boy doesn't believe in VD Day he believes in love every day, so do I and we are great at it, but it would be nice to have a day of extra extra love, love turned up to eleven, is it too much to ask oh Internet??!

Love is in the air.....everywhere I look around

2010-02-14T04:17:00.000-08:00

So my super secret Saturday mission went so well! I am the proud owner of not one but two Mulberry purses! Squeeeeee!! That's the sound i made and keep making everytime I see them!

Isn't she beeyutifull!!!

Im nothing like verruca salt...

2010-02-12T02:53:00.000-08:00

Other than my best girl, things i heart and obsess about...owl tattoos, motorcycle boots, Alexander Mcqueen and Mulberry purses

urghhh!! tom ford eyewear campaign so gorgeous it makes me sick.

When i fell in love with Uranus

2010-02-12T00:44:00.001-08:00

Get your bag off my seat it didn't buy a bus ticket I on the other hand did!!!
Also having a boyfriend who opposes valentines day, for religeous reasons? No, just opposes it, means you get to spend it with your best single girl ever!! She's my dream partner! We're going to the theatre! I heart her , big style!
Peace out!

Nice jeans, Daisy dukes....

2010-02-10T11:26:00.000-08:00

Well hello there...forgot about you didn't I.....
Anyway been quite busy.
Got a new dog! Jess shes a staffy boxer i re-homed from my friend from school, shes not too urban but will learn the ways of being part of the Bristol massive, and will hopefully love and want to be Anna wintour as much as i do, shes the jam to my doughnut and busta is in all sorts of love with her.
The boy is back from India with a new found love of all things me and promises to never go on extended leave without me again....Ive hidden the passport to make sure.

Ive quit smoking!! (fanfare,applause, feet-licking whenever your ready) its day 36 and I'm feeling fine. have an iPhone app that tells me the days, hours minuets and money saved. so i began treating myself....well I've worked hard to quit, its been tough for me the only problem being that Ive spent 3 times the amount I've saved. math was never my favourite.

off on super secret mission on saturday so excited i may let out a bit of wee!

im not immature!

2009-12-29T08:11:00.000-08:00

Is it wrong that i wanted to beat my 8 year old nephew on beatles rock band? it is??

he started it.......

he's a sweet boy and not normally so prone to 'show-offs' (not a good colour on you dude)

he started off by telling me i wasn't as good as aunty katie. yeah ....he went there.
Seeing as auntie katie had gone home and i couldn't challenge her to a 'Beatle off' I had to settle for beating his score.

yeah! take that 100% on back in the USSR!

The boy was on drums and high-fived me.....yeah babe! (he gets it, he wasn't about to shake his head reproachfully)

i just kept on smashing records........hells yeah!

yellow submarine.....done. i am the walrus......slayed it. While my guitar gently weeps.......while my nephew gently weeps!

Even i feel bad about that last one.

nothing like a bit of festive cheer but what christmas is really about is beating children at the games they love.......IT IS!!!

2 days to the boys imminent departure this blog may just get desperate....it'll be like Ellen Macarther's video diarys.

2009-12-25T06:09:00.000-08:00

It's Christmas day. Sat watching carry on films and drinking bucks fizz the boy is making dinner. He made me 2 pie dishes! They're stunning he's such a clever Potter I can't believe he's going to be gone for 3 whole weeks come new years eve...... Apart from it being quite possible that i will starve, I will miss him with his dumb jokes and his dancing.

I'm on call tonight. From 5 I'll be manning the rape crisis phone. I can't bear the thought that something like that could happen at Christmas; but it's not the sort of act that has any sense to it. I'm also on call new years day night, I know I'll be going out that night. I've never liked new years, nothing good has ever happened for me on new years, last year I was in A&E with my brother who had tried to take an overdose of vallium after a massive ammouny of drugs and becoming paranoid.
Each one seams to have involved a large ammount of excess resulting in an argument a fight or A&E. Thats why im so sure im going to be called out, because massive ammounts of booze, guards being let down and excess in all forms can often end up in a hospital room of some sort.
Well not this year, I'm ringing in 2010 (2010......really! Shouldn't we be in space by now)
babysitting 2 (hopefully) good little dollops of cuteness, and not, as 10 yr old flibbetygibbet once thought, on a hover board in space.

Update: i wasn't called out,my faith is restored....new years day still to come.

2009-12-24T05:01:00.000-08:00

I've finished finished finished!!!!! home time!! i'll be in my pyjamas within the hour!

Tick-Tock

2009-12-24T01:52:00.000-08:00

Sat at work......clock-watching already! mild pre-christmas hangover.

Have taken this test at work about the 9 types of personality that you could be. im apparantly a 2, the helper; I would like to think i was helpfull and considerate of others. I dont know what I think about these types of test.............yes i do; bollocks thats what i think.

How much of a suicide mission is it to go into broadmead after work? I finish at 2pm so it might not be too bad, i also only need to go to waterstones. im giving tesco a WIDE berth.....last year there was a fight....an actual physical fight in the veg isle! ive sent the boy to get our booze and nibbles this morning i cant be trusted not buy trolly-full's of food.

im also trying to stockpile food and meals. The Boy is heading off to india for 3 weeks on new years eve which means I've got 3 weeks of cooking for myself!!

He's de-skilled me Im unable to cook for myself.

The Boy was ill for 3 days in the summer.........dinner one night was 4 pieces of cheese with pickle on the end.

Merry Christmas eve!!!

frosty the snow girl

2009-12-21T06:35:00.000-08:00

Its snowing in bristol. Finally a chance to wear my brown ankle reikke boots! No slipping and sliding for moi!
only today, Tue and wed to get through then thurs is a half day which is normally spent eating mince pies and drinking fizzy wine!
work is painfully slow at the moment, i work for a domestic abuse charity so quiet is good.
Bristol is pretty frosted at the mo looks so pretty....

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

2009-12-20T02:26:00.001-08:00

Off to meet Fanni and baby niall (tiny dictator) in the park.
Listening to 6music the new simian mobile disco song is on it's awesome. Wonder who'll win Xmas Numba 1 today.... Hope my 3rd copy of killing in the name of won't be wasted. Have a funny feeling overlord cowell (trouser dictator) will win tho... Will keep u posted! Adding pics of my baked goods of joy!

Gingerbread men without faces creep me out.....

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2009-12-19T17:48:00.000-08:00

Busy busy day, made a little gingerbread army and pecan pie. Wrapped all lovers presents and dressed the tree up all fancy! Feeling very domesticated!
It won't last....

Well night for now

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2009-12-19T07:57:00.000-08:00

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